Dingleberry Station Fire

So while I was going for a drive, I saw a absolutely shocker of a fire. This frickin MASSIVE line of death burning up the east side of Lake Hawea, and ohh boy I was like

"if Greta Thunberg's double chromosomed dumbass saw this she'd have a full blown crisis! like put it out right now."

so I called the cops & fire guys on them and they immediately got taken out by special forces seal team 6, and the fire was taken care of by a big brave boy in his little fire booties and his little plastic squeegee water bottle he had w him (yk the ones u can squeeze water out of. yh those ones).

Dingleberry Station everyone.

give it up

w's in chat.

fckin dickheads

If I see another fire here again I swear to god ima crash out n do something dangours...

all this fire crap is making me wanna set something on fire

 

hehehe >:)

 

there were a lot of old people that shouldn't be on facebook on facebook just absolutely crashing out over this, writing absolute novels of info pulled straight from their but-holes about this event like they had special inside knowledge (they didn't) and Dingleberry Station had to do a proper press release to tackle all the false claims that were being spread around :/

well done guys

 

anyways, here is my version! :D👍