How To Make Your First Million

Step one.

Get your Jewish family to line your pockets. If your parents arn't Jewish (like brads) then get ur uncle to spot u real quick.

Step Two.

Turn that money into more money. Thats how you'll start to make money, and become rich.

Step three.

Gamble all that money, and put it on black. If u loose, repeat step 1&2, but if you win (whitch is what will happen 99% of the time if you follow these steps to the letter) you'll double your money and become a millionaire overnight.

Use that money to buy 6 rental properties all pulling ina million moneys, then sell all those houses after 10yrs (while tenenats are still renting. Fuck em.).

Then retire with some money.

 

In plain speak.

To make money, you've gotta get money, to get money you've gotta spend money, and to make more money, you've gotta sell 6 rental condos. Its that simple.