GRAPHIC - Brad's Cooking

Obscene, vulgar, and hard to watch.

Today I got a call from the man himself. A call I wont forget. PTSD flashbacks that still haunt me to this day and I get nightmares about this every night.

This man.

Can't cook.

If he works for you.

Fire him.

What I saw on that Facetime I can't even describe.

In his own words:

"It's absolutely flavourless, moist, almost like the vomit of a small child. Quite lumpy, chewy, and burns your thought a little as you swallow it in immense pleasure. Your tummy turns over like isa a 6L Twin Turbo V6 Mustang Dark horse, like you're constantly on the verge of throwing up".

"wheres my water!! I'm about to throw up" he blurted out as he impulsively gagged and belched uncontrollably.

"Pair this with a warm stale cup of juice that 5mo past its use by, and you've got something comparable to a Michelin three star award-winning pile of shit that the KP scooped out the bin."

He later passed out on the call, where he was found by paramedics on the floor face down, with his pants down, where he had pissed and crapped himself. They later had to put him in induced coma, pump his stomach and then give him eight rounds of antibiotics due to a serious infestation of tapeworms that had developed in his digestive tract.

Brad later made a full recovery, but never regained feeling from the waist down, including bowel and urinary control where he had to undergo a procedure involving getting waste pipes installed in both ends.

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Brad fortunately passed away 2 days later after being discharged from the hospital. An autopsy report later concluded he had been raped and stabbed 19times in his own home. The most disturbing thing police found in his home wasn't his decomposing body, but his emotionally distressed dog in the kitchen.

Police closed the case due to reports of racism from the dog, concluding their investigation, and the dogs use of force as sound.